Shut up Robbie, you tw*t.

Apparently Robbie Williams has come out in defence of Kate Moss' exposure as a cocaine snorter of Dyson proportions. He says she's done nothing wrong, that the journalists who broke the story and exposed her, are the same people who have taken coke with young Robbie in the past.

Now, setting aside the fact that Robbie's fanbase rarely ventures above the age of 14, for a moment and ignoring the fact that impressionable teenage girls are not known for the standard of their decision making, especially if confronted with a green light from an ex-Take Thater, what absolute dumpo is he talking?

Firstly, let me excuse myself. I went to art college. I'm no angel and yes, I have ventured into territory stiffer than beer, or other hearty and 'good ole fashioned' drugs, I should also add that I have no doubt that the journalists in question were hypocrite's, I'd be surprised to learn any differently. Similarly, no, I do not expect our celebrities to be held up as pantheons of virtue. BUT, his assertion that she has never hurt anyone except herself, whilst not exclusively hers, is totally and utterly and wholly incorrect. Its one of those pieces of received knowledge that really f*cks me off when I hear it. There are plenty of them, admittedly, but this is my blog and I'm going to do some redressing.

Burma. Robbie, you heard of it? Too remote maybe. Honduras? 75% of the white stuff comes from Columbia. Let me give you a small sample of how your money is being spent, then maybe you can tell us again that Kate and 700,000 people n the UK like her didn't hurt anybody. Severed heads of policemen are left in public parks as warnings to others on a daily basis. Last December, a drugs gang armed with AK-47s, paid for by the proceeds of deals in faraway bars, fired on a bus and killed 28 men, women and children as a warning to the authorities not to interfere.

I wouldn't expect you to have heard about these 'connections', but then journalists are far too busy snorting these days to write anything important.

Still, so long as Kate can click her fingers in an ad for ending World Poverty, having supped on a Fair Trade Columbian coffee, her conscience is clean.....As for Robbie, his musics sh*t, and now here's another reason for me to think him an utter, utter twat.

Sorry, I've been getting a bit political of late haven't I? Normal service will resume tomorrow with a picture of a Doctor Who monster.