Shut up Mindy, you tw*t.

I came home to a grand total of 8 turds on the carpet today. Not in one spot either, but spread throughout the lounge. Oh, and one wee wee. Helen had been out of the house for about an hour, Mindy had spent most of the day outside.

Mum and Dad say they'll have her, providing she's jabbed up and has a Pet Passport.